It's like Fun With Real Audio and you know, lies.

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: Baby, I was sucking ...
Sandy: Jensen, right? And not one of the Craft Service people because you know I'm not okay with that.
Jared: Of course it was Jensen!
Sandy: Then why are you calling me?
Jared: He came all over my face and got spunk in my eye.
Sandy: Ahahaha. [beat] Aww, baby. I'd kiss it better if I could.




--Jared said, "Baby, I was sucking."

I know, but shut up! Er, I mean strongly be quiet.

*pic credit goes to babybluesteel, I emailed and asked if it was okay to use for an icon but the email bounced back so uhm, yeah.

but who's going to be third?

Brad Renfro
Heath Ledger
??