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certainthings) wrote2013-09-12 08:46 pm
certainthings) wrote2013-09-12 08:46 pm
well maybe
so uh, I have recently discovered this tidbit about myself.
if you are wearing shoes, that have shoelaces and those shoelaces are touching the ground? yeah. I sincerely really don't like it.
on the outside, I may appear somewhat normal. maybe a little bit !!! when I say, 'ooh, be careful not to trip on those.' or something like that.
but on the inside? I am ripping those shoes off your feet, beating you with them and then possibly setting you on fire. but that mostly depends on what my mood was before I saw your shoelaces touching the ground.
what little things make you commit murder (in your head at least or for real, I'm not here to judge)?
if you are wearing shoes, that have shoelaces and those shoelaces are touching the ground? yeah. I sincerely really don't like it.
on the outside, I may appear somewhat normal. maybe a little bit !!! when I say, 'ooh, be careful not to trip on those.' or something like that.
but on the inside? I am ripping those shoes off your feet, beating you with them and then possibly setting you on fire. but that mostly depends on what my mood was before I saw your shoelaces touching the ground.
what little things make you commit murder (in your head at least or for real, I'm not here to judge)?