certainthings: (sleepy tiems with Matthew Gray Gubler)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2011-08-07 08:42 pm

Best bedtime story ever

Go the Fuck to Sleep - Read by Samuel L. Jackson



*link to youtube incase embedded doesn't show up

"I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down and sleep, my darling."

"It's been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep."

"How is it you can do all this other great shit but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?"


/This is by far the best bedtime story ever and I wish it had been around when I was babysitting and/or doing daycare.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Lmao love it.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I want someone to read it to me when it's my bedtime.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I would read it to you if I wasn't so far away.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2011-08-11 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try! :p