fictional conversation.

[certainthings]

fc.

*Jared and Jensen talk about a guest star. Also kind of spoilery for the S4 Gag Reel and the S3 one. Sorta. Kinda. Little bit.



Jared: You're entertaining her.
Jensen: What? Who?
Jared: Who? Who, he asks. Who do you think?
Jensen: Oh. And hell no, Harris told me I wasn't allowed near her unless necessary.
Jared: Scared of your girlfriend?
Jensen: Little bit. Besides she's your friend.
Jared: Danneel?
Jensen: Paris, moron.
Jared: We are not friends, we were in one movie together and she hit on me a few times, that's all.
Jensen: And you loved every minute
Jared: Nah, I like it better when you hit on me.
Jensen: Tell me again why she's on the show?
Jared: Ratings.
Jensen: And because she wants you.
Jared: Shut up.
Jensen: Maybe she'll just stay in her trailer the whole time.
Jared: Maybe we should just stay in our trailer the whole time.
Jensen: And put up a 'No Girls Allowed' sign.
Jared: And if that fails to work ...
Jensen: You could just do your thing 'round her.
Jared: My thing?
Jensen: Farting.
Jared: Farting is my thing?
Jensen: Dude. If you fart around her then she won't want to hang out with you.
Jared: What about you?
Jensen: I'll just stay close to you.
Jared: Because you loooooove it when I fart.
Jensen: No. I'm just used to it.
Jared: What if she tries to out fart me?
Jensen: Is that even a thing?
Jared: Dude, she's pretty nasty.
Jensen: She's got nothing on you, Miss Jackson.

Comments

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh I missed these.

And put up a 'No Girls Allowed' sign.

But it'd get the point across more if you just put 'No Paris allowed'. It' more clear that way Jensen *ponders* She may even be offended at such a thing.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I missed your fictional conversations. Love it!

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

Jared/Paris; the farting otp XD

[essene.livejournal.com]

*ear splitting grin*

Love your imaginary convos. Brilliant as always!

[snx8.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD!!!!

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED!!!

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL.

Greatest last line EVER.

[superfire.livejournal.com]

"What if she tries to fart on me?"

HAHA. WIN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You confused me for a moment, since I didn't have that line in my fc but perhaps it should have been there.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I missed writing them but they weren't talking to me. They barely spoke to me through this one. :/

And if they put up a No Girls Allowed sign they might be able to keep out other girls that may or may not annoy me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thank you

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Or will happen.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/ Thanks.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

;/ You want I should kick them into submission for you?

Hmm. That makes sense.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Please

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

win! win all the way through =)

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

*kicks them* Be cooperative, mmk?

ps: assuming all goes i should have that one sandy movie later today after my glasses thing

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

I concur, Jared. She is nasty.

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

Jensen: Oh. And hell no, Harris told me I wasn't allowed near her unless necessary. ~ I really, really hope that Jensen actually calls Danneel "Harris" all the time. I don't know why exactly, but I find the idea quite... sexy. And hilarious. :)

(I missed your fictional conversations. ♥)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Someone on my flist (it'd be nice if I could remember who) once mentioned that she'd like it if Jensen called her Harris and I thought it was sort of a good idea so I've stolen it and run with it.