gay married

[certainthings]

Because memphis86 is a dirty enabler or something like that.

[!crack filled Fictional Conversation]

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.

Comments

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!!! Colbert FTW.

And Jen? You're like super gay. *sporfle*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So much win!