Because Jared's a nice guy

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation - on the phone]

Jared: You going to Australia, man?

Jensen: Yeah, why? Wanna come?

Jared: Like to, but I can't. I just wanted to give you some uh, points.

Jensen: Points?

Jared: Tips. Whatever. Just shut up and listen. Don't drink Fosters - the commercials lie - Australians hate that shit.

Jensen: Okay ...

Jared: But they love it when you ask if they have kangaroos and koalas in their back yard.

Jensen: I'm not an idiot, Jared.

Jared: Keep telling yourself that, dude. And last tip. Use the word root a lot.

Jensen: Root?

Jared: Yeah, like, 'I'm going to root for the home team.'

Jensen: Uh, okay?

Jared: So you'll call when you get back?

Jensen: Might even call before I get back.

Jared: Such a girl, Jen.

Jensen: I'm hanging up.

Comments

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

I'm going to root for the home team

Evil!Jared ftw!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Did you see missyjack's post about this?
Apparently if he goes on a tv show called Rove he'll get asked "who would you turn gay for?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I did see that. I had scenarios (http://katysam.livejournal.com/49020.html?thread=269692#t269692) - only it wasn't in missyjack's lj

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Jensen: ...what do you mean, 'turn' gay?
Jared: They just mean in public Jensen, like the kissing.
Jensen: Ohhhh, right.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah.