it's only a little early

[certainthings]

To my friends:

I love you. A fucking lot and I'm so grateful for all of you. I hope your Christmas is as Merry as a whale.

To the new people, the acquaintances, the friendly lurkers and stalkers:

I hope your holidays are happy.

To the people I love and enjoy who recently defriended me and might not even see this:

I miss you and hope your holidays are rockin'.

To the Lurkers from Fandom Wank:

Merry Christmas, bitches.

ps. I'm still waitin' on my toaster oven.