maybe like this

[certainthings]

[with thanks to loose_pages_sd and memphis86]

Didn't happen. Won't happen ... Probably.


"You asked my parents for permission? I can't believe you did that."

"Yeah, well. It seemed like the right thing to do."

"But I thought we were eloping."

"We are."

"But ..."

"We'll come home for a reception, have family and friends over. Maybe get Steve to play."

"My momma will cry if she misses the wedding."

"I'm sure she'll get over it."

"She's going to cry and hate us and disown me."

"Dude, I've met your mother, that's not going to happen."

"But it might."

"Won't."

"Promise?"

"Promise. Now shut up and kiss me."

"Elvis is still going to marry us, right?"

"Wouldn't have it any other way."

"And you're still going to wear the kilt?"

"I don't know how you talked me into that."

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YES! That is exactly how it happened.

Thank you! HELLO.